A work in progress... Here is a collection of short prose and stuff by me.
The following is sung to the tune of Mistletoe and Wine...
.... beginning intro talking bit missing ....
Christmas time, Internet and wine,
bandwidth rising all of the time,
with e-shops for buying, delivering too,
moving goods for me and for you.
But will it de delivered, in the given timeframe,
if not my presents, then they have not yet came,
my relations will think, I have forgotten,
or that I am simply very rotten.
Christmas time, I am now online,
Internet shopping takes all my time,
I sit at my keyboard, I move around my mouse,
I click on an item, to bring it to my house.
silent mouse, wholly mouse
I hope they deliver, the really must deliver
if they don't deliver, I won't get my dinner,
presents are good, presents are fine,
delivered with ease, to you and to me.
Christmas time, Internet and wine,
bandwidth rising all of the time,
with e-shops for buying, delivering too,
moving goods for me and for you.
Christmas time, I am now online,
Internet shopping takes all my time,
I sit at my keyboard, I move around my mouse,
I click on an item, to bring it to my house.
... more to do ...
we sit at our keyboard, that's all that we do
The following is sung to the tune of Ding Dong Merrily on high...
Ding Dong DairyLea on Rye,
Hose and Bras are excelcious.
Good King Burger once piged out,
on the feast he'd eaten.
Then he barfed it all about,
crisp and stink and even.
We three kings have stolen a car,
travelled far, don't know where we are,
trying to find Bournmouth junction,
following yonder car,
oohh, car of wonder, car with lights,
car with ABS alright,
we are stealling,
Police retreiving,
following from afar.
Methane farts are really good,
you can light a piece of wood.
Mia fora gai na gero,
eghen alexiptedo,
bou epesen bou aroplano,
me bolin dahitdi,
kai xhtibisen bas stin yi me bolin 8inami.