17 and the Coffee

17 and the .........COFFEE!!!

As a child (I'm going to be using his English name so everyone will know who he is) 17 had an abnormal coffee obsession.

Unlike her twin brother, 18 hated coffee. Until she found out about cappuccino, but that's not until later in the story.

One day while 17 was high on coffee, he saw Cell doing the 'peace' symbol. 17 got mad. Although it was a stupid reason to get mad at Cell, it was a reason none the less.

17 jumped at Cell snarling like a wild animal.

He proceeded to tear Cell to pieces. Fortunately for Cell, he could regenerate.

As he grew, so did his coffee obsession. He also got a bigger mug, with a 'no spill' feature. He was getting bored so he decided to phone his sister.

Over at Krillin's house, 18 was the only one home. The phone started to ring.

She started thinking about what Krillin had told her.

The phone continued to ring for 20 minutes, it was getting annoying.

Making sure no was looking, although no one was home to look, just gotta be cautious of these things. She picked up the phone. "Hello?" she asked. "Hi this is 17, you want to go to Tim Horton's to get some...COFFEE!" "I don't like coffee, but I like cappuccino, so okay."

At Tim Horton's, 18 always demands they give her the mug labeled 18 (they number their mugs), 17 just brings his own mug, which had been deformed from several trips in the microwave. While conversing they noticed that they were not alone. They looked over at the table beside them and saw someone starring at them. It was....(drum roll),

a doughnut and cappuccino, just kidding, they real person starring was....

PICCOLO!!!!!!(screams heard in the background)

Now, 17 doesn't like when people are starring at him. Being coffee high didn't help the situation either.

While 18 was looking the other way. He jumped at Picollo snarling like a wild animal.

He proceeded to shred Picollo into pieces. Fortunately for Picollo, he could also regenerate.

18 turns around and sees Picollo shredded on the floor. "What the heck happened?"

"I dunno."

"*sigh* when will you learn,"

"You should have used this!"

Soon they got bored and left Tim Horton's. 18 decided to go home so Krillin wouldn't get his panties in a twist. So, 17 was on his own.

He went driving for a little while, but soon he got bored of that.

17 decided to go look for 16. But, 16's visiting his Aunt Parrot on the moon. 17 didn't know that though.

Back at Krillin's house, Krillin was mad. He had come back from Goku's house and 18 wasn't home.

Krillin got Dende to help him find 18.

"Uh..Krillin, I think we should move or something," "Shut up Dende and help me find 18" "Well could you just put me down for a second then." "Oh alright," Krillin then lets go of Dende. Unfortunately, Dende can't fly, and crashes into the ground. Fortunately for Dende, he could regenerate.

Krillin started laughing at Dende, still unaware of the oncoming disaster.

SWOOSH!! He smashes in a nearby mountain.

How dare you smash into me! Why don't you watch where you're going baldy.

Hey! You where the one who smashed into me!

Is that a challenge?

I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!

Bring it on.

KKYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!

RRROOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!

The fight goes of for a rather long time. When...

The unbelievable happened.

"YOU BROKE MY COFFEE MUG!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU MUST DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fuck off, coffee boy!"

"Y..y..you cut your hair????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Woh 18, you cut your hair!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 18 you look like a freak!!" (ignore the jacket, he was getting cold)

That bastard doesn't like my hair?! Why that littlefuckedupsonofabitchworthlesspieceoffuckedupshit!!!!!

18 then beats the living crap out of 17 for not liking her hair. Click here to view this course of action.

"Holy shit, 18! I don't think, he'll be walking for a while. HA! I broke is stupid coffee mug! The fag is not gonna be able to kill me now!"

17 heard Krillin insult his coffee mug. 17 got mad. "I'll teach you to mess with my mug you stupid monk!"

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Unfortunately for Krillin, he can't regenerate.

"17, you bastard! Now I'll have to clean the house and look after that fucken brat Marron!"

"Mommy!! Daddy won't get up and he has a big hole through him! I think there's something wrong!"

"Mommy help me!" How the hell did this bitch of a daughter get here? Dammit! My patience is getting slim...

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU STUPID CHILD!!"

"You don't like me? FINE! I'll just go live with Goten! Just incase you wanted to know, I had an affair with him!" Marron runs away.

"What the hell does this have to do with me? My coffee mug broke, I'm having a crises, and that little whore isn't making it better!"

"Take this, slut!"

"Hey Thanks 17! Now I don't have to put up with that little faggette anymore!" "Anytime sis. Wanna live with me? It's not you have anywhere to go." And so 18 went to live with 17, the little cabin was small, but there was no Marron. So they were happy.