What does an atheist do when he drives up behind a car with "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker and that car dosen't move when the traffic light turns green?

        Did Noah include termites on the ark?

        Why don't we realize how much a rose means to us until it withers way?

        If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

        Why can't life's problems hit us when we are 17 and know everything ?

        Adam and Eve were the first people on earth, did they have belly-buttons?

Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

        Do fish get thirsty?

        Did you ever feel you are a typewriter, while everyone else in the world was a word processor?

        Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?

        How come "wrong numbers" are never busy?

        If a vegeterian is someone who eats vegetables, what does that make a humanitarian?

        If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

        If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

        Why don't people on tv. ever go to the bathroom?

        Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

          Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

          Is the glass half full or half empty or twice as large as it need be?

          If you can't win, change the rules.

            If anything can go wrong: fix it.

          Don't walk when you can run.

          The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

          When given a choice; take both.

          When in doubt: THINK.

          Start at the top-- then work your way up.

If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them.

Why is something you are trying to find always in the last place that you look???

answer......Because when you find it you quit looking!!!

Thought for the day:

Work is a fine thing if it dosen't take too much of your spare time.