Girls are weird. I may be a girl, but they're still weird. Why? They scream over guys. Especially my dumb brothers.

My name is Jessica Grace Hanson and this is my story about what it's REALLY like to live with the Hansons.

I don't care what all those screaming girls think, Ike, Tay, and Zac are just one big pain in the butt. They're mean just like all big brothers. And besides, thanks to my spying talents, I know more about their love lives than you would think.

On TV they may claim not to have girlfriends, but the truth is, Ike never talks about anything but girls, Tay dates a new girl ever other day, and Zac, well, let's not even go there.

For as long as I can remember, girls have been going absolutely nuts over my brothers. There were always about ten "I love you" messages on our answering machine. Then we changed our number and it was unlisted. Then somebody would accidentally tell a friend, then the friend would tell another friend... you get the idea. No matter how many times we changed it, somehow a strange girl would get it.

They never were really that interested in girls. I mean, they were interested, they just weren't INTERESTED. Catch my drift?

Then one day, it started getting to their heads...