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The Passion of the Christopher was conceived in the year AD2006 by somebody named Christopher who wished to express his anger at the absolute stupidy of 21st century living. Let's get cracking with a short biography...

I am 28 years old. I am a South African now living in Northern Ireland. I work in a talent-based entertainment field. I am white. I abhor racism, bigotry, authority, and nationalism. In that order. I graduated with a poor final grade on my Computing Science degree (a grade so poor, I relish the fact I have nothing in common with greasy-skinned, Star Trek-fanboy compulsive masturbators who all excelled brilliantly). My favourite film of all time is The Player. My favourite book of all time is American Psycho. My favourite author of all time is Bret Easton Ellis (admittedly, a one-trick pony). My heroes include John Pilger, and George Galloway. My favourite TV show of all time ever in the history of the universe: The Sopranos. I am quite good at Flash, but HTML will do quite nicely for this site. Oh yes, and I have a 9-inch penis. But you'll just have to take my word on that one.

Now, read some of the fucking articles!

All material contained on this website is copyright and if I catch you stealing anything I will set my lawyer on you. Of course, first I will have to enroll the services of a lawyer. Because I don't have one. But I can get one. Know the number of any good ones?

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