oh good lord! we went to "speakers' corner" today, where anyone can get on a soapbox and say whatever they want about whatever they want (mostly religion). Anyway there was this guy who we gathered around who was talking about how women "smoke the ganja and turn lesbian" these days. He then told Ka** Bi** to, "Shut up woman, I'm talking" and said, "I would never marry you, but I'd fuck you" and, "you are filthy" and called her a lesbian. It was amazingly funny. She just stood there with her mouth open. Oh, and he told her that she probably couldn't give a good blow job (another reason he wouldn't marry her). Oh, and big ben was cool. -marc
POEM:
I am a self-proclaimed soccer mom
I want to get fucked in the ass by that monkey
with the 10-inch steel
rim on his sexy magic tricycle or motorcycle...
I don't know what the boys call those things
it's on the front wheel though
make it happen, make it happen, make it happen
coming close to the end
the clouds merging, closing in
it's not turning out
like the tops of trees
no one's coming out
like the birds and the birds
so fuck off
if you think you know what's going on?
because tupperware dishes:
it's coming close to the end
it doesn't mean anything
I hope OUR team wins
pass the bullhorn louise
I want to shout obscenities
and suck your tits
on the bleacher seats
but don't make a big deal out of this
HOMEMADE:
don't ever jump out of buildings when you are running from the cops. if you die I can guarantee you that you will not be at the next GWM concert; my friend here won't be coming to anymore GWM concerts. this has absolutely no style:
why in hell or Earth would you want to read this crap that goes on? I guess it's better than a blog. die.
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the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
do you even need to ask?
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I do not even need to ask
WHO IS GOD??? says:
do you even need to know?
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
its better when you do know.
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I'd like to know then if you think I don't know and need to know to be better
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
do you know though?
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I don't know
WHO IS GOD??? says:
please tell o master dan
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
everything is god.
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I don't know about that.
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
HA. why would you think otherwise my friend?
WHO IS GOD??? says:
because I don't see the pureness in everything
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
no man
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
NO
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
you dont unserstand. there is a blanace issue.
WHO IS GOD??? says:
explain please
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
everything has to be balanced. the good and the evil,
WHO IS GOD??? says:
give me an example of this balance
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
right now you are on the computer, and there are certain colours on the xcreen, in a different dinmention there will be the exact opposite, and than everything in between
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
all in their own dimention
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
MAN
WHO IS GOD??? says:
how do you know there are other dimensions?
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
ive realised them
WHO IS GOD??? says:
how do you know though??? I don't really understand or even believe they exist
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
you need to ither meditate, or do lots of mushrooms
do you even need to ask?
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I do not even need to ask
WHO IS GOD??? says:
do you even need to know?
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
its better when you do know.
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I'd like to know then if you think I don't know and need to know to be better
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
do you know though?
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I don't know
WHO IS GOD??? says:
please tell o master dan
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
everything is god.
WHO IS GOD??? says:
I don't know about that.
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
HA. why would you think otherwise my friend?
WHO IS GOD??? says:
because I don't see the pureness in everything
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
no man
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
NO
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
you dont unserstand. there is a blanace issue.
WHO IS GOD??? says:
explain please
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
everything has to be balanced. the good and the evil,
WHO IS GOD??? says:
give me an example of this balance
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
right now you are on the computer, and there are certain colours on the xcreen, in a different dinmention there will be the exact opposite, and than everything in between
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
all in their own dimention
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
MAN
WHO IS GOD??? says:
how do you know there are other dimensions?
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
ive realised them
WHO IS GOD??? says:
how do you know though??? I don't really understand or even believe they exist
the earth looks better from a star thats right above from where you are says:
you need to ither meditate, or do lots of mushrooms
whoever took this picture must have been a genius. as you can see, nathen is off to the side holding his dick, waiting for his turn.
REQUEST TO LAY OFF MARTHA:
yo, lay the fuck off martha yo. she is just chillin makin a killin and we don't want her chillin in jail like a real villain. ya'll got plenty of others to dis on like jesus christ, the pope, and regis philbin so stop botherin' my biznatch.
WAITER AT A WELL KNOWN SEMI-CLASSY ITALIAN RESTAURANT:
may I toss your salad for you?
POIGNANT THOUGHT (courtesy of my mother):
I'm sorry but if you're a man having sex with another man you are homosexual.
POEM:
petra and charli
you make me cum
all over my
CRT monitor
and quietkey keyboard
if you could only know
how much money you have cost me
NEWSPAPER:
Gilbert apologized in a written statement and blamed alcholism for his drug use.
QUOTE of all time:
what key are you guys playing in?
-melissa, november 8, 2002 friday (at a partial-gwm band practice)
COFFEE MUG (no picture):
you turn my software into hardware
E-MAIL:
A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel!!! The concrete then hardened (no shit!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
QUOTE:
andrew, "you like to feed ducks? I'd like to rhyme duck with you."
QUOTE #2:
(two dudes at mcdondons eating salads), "they give every person in Saudi Arabia a hundred thousand dollars a year and they're over there drivin' around in BMWs (hand motions)..."
BUMPER STICKER (manufactured by us):
"jesus died and so should you"
GIRL AT WALMART:
at checkout line, "has anyone ever told you you look like the lead singer from the ataris?"