Author's Note:A/N: HELLOOOOOO!! HEHEHE ME HAVE SUGAR!!!! AND ME WRITE CRAZY FIC!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Once upon a long time ago, there was a small (overweight) kitten named Bustopher Jones, or Fat Arse for short. This kitten for some reason enjoyed being very fat.
"I can beat all my friends in a who can bounce the highest contest!" he would always say. Then one day very sad news came for Fat Arse and his skinny little brother Mistoffelees, their parents had been run over by a car and they had to go live with the Jellicle Tribe.
They started on their way and when they entered the Jellicle Tribe everyone looked at Fat Arse and laughed. Fat Arse smiled widely assuming that they were admiring his new cummerbund.
Mistoffelees, cherry red with embarrassment made him self disappear with the powers he gained when a radioactive truck spilled stuff on him.
The brothers lived at the Jellicle Tribe for a few weeks and Misto was quickly making friends and chose a mate, a sleek white cat named Victoria.
Meanwhile the whole time Fat Arse was…. eating. You see he had since discovered the beauty of thievery. He would stroll his rather large behind right over to the fanciest joint in the neighbourhood. He would then snatch a piece of fattening, rich, exotic food and run as fast as his pudgy legs would allow.
The problem was Fat Arse was beginning to notice that the other Jellicles didn’t seem to like him much. He decided to plot revenge one night after eating his hourly pound of caviar.
That night he sneaked into every Jellicles home and did the only thing he could think of that was sort of like revenge…he ate them. Yep every single one of them resided in his large stomach after an hour.
"Yummy." Fat Arse rubbed his stomach and burbed loudly. He decided that *author getting tired and sleepy now * he was still hungry and he ate the planet and he remained a floating sphere in space for the rest of eternity.
Author's Note: *SNORE * hmm wa? *wakes up* oh yah now me not HYPER! anymore *yawn * hope this hasn’t offended anyone its just for funny enjoyment *falls asleep *