You know who played each cat in the movie.
and in the Original London Cast.
And the Original Broadway Cast.
And the Original Australian cast.
And the Original Japanese Cast.
And the Original German cast.
and each of the tours (for each country, mind you)
You have a CATS costume. An actual CATS costume that you, um, borrowed...
You are eternally pissed at ALW for taking CATS off Broadway.
You can recite the 'Naming of Cats' off the top of your head.
You've translated 'Growltiger's Last Stand' (the Italian part)
Your life's goal is to meet Jacob Brent.
Or Michael Gruber.
Or John Partridge.
You've nicknamed your cat 'Skimbleshanks' (My cat looks exactly like him, I swear!)
You've hissed at someone before.
You've nuzzled someone. Without realizing it.
You rubbed your head on your (or someone else's) shoulder as a sign of comfort.
You screech "MACAVITY!" every time a glass breaks.
After you yell Macavity!, you sing and dance the song.
You've done CATS at a talent show. (As in, the entire thing)
You call your grandmother 'Grizabella'. You mean it as a compliment.
You spend hours contemplating your third name.
You refuse to tell anyone your third name.
You own the CATS DVD.
And you don't have a DVD player.
You call someone who doesn't talk much 'Ademetus' or 'Carbucketty' or 'Cat Morgan', or 'Victor' or 'George' or 'Bill Bailey', or...
You constantly say 'Toodle pip!' instead of 'Goodbye!'
When the dryer eats one of your socks, you blame it on Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer.
You speak with a cockney accent all day after watching "Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer".
And you don't even realize it.
You notice every single little blooper in the movie 'cause you've watched it so many times.
You've memorized the dance steps to Jennyanydots' tap number.
You have been to every CATS site on the 'net.
You realize that some of the actors look really, really good with their makeup on, as well as without. (Munkustrap...yummy...)
You wear CATS makeup.
Everyday.
You beg your drama teacher everyday to perform CATS for this year's musical.
You refuse to be called '::insert your name here::', but instead be called '::insert favorite cat name here::'.
You run around pretending to be Bombalurina.
You get a detention after pretending to be Bomba.
You get a date after pretending to be Bomba.
You consider it a crime not to love CATS.
You always capitalize the word 'Cat'. Always.
You've broken the binding of your hardcover copy of 'Old Possum's Book of Cats'.
You go an entire day saying nothing but lines from CATS and Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.
You bought the Les Miserables- Original London Cast CD because Susan Jane Tanner (Jellylorum) was Madame Thernardier.
You camped out at the stage door when CATS came to your town.
Because of this, you have the autographs from each cast member, and a trip to court for violating your restraining order.
Your CATS cd is always on.
Even when the video's on.
You auditioned for CATS after it closed.
You can type out the video lyrics from memory.
As soon as I said the word 'Memory', you started singing 'MEM'RY! ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT!'.
You spent your weekend working on your costume.
By studying the life of T.S. Eliot, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, and several foriegn pictures from various CATS productions, you have managed to determine the exact date of the Jellicle Ball.
After your CATS CD became horribly warped from listening to it too much, you keep it long after you get a new one. Just for reference, or something.
You would like to know why all the CDs from every country has pictures in it except the Broadway one. WHY IS THAT? C'MON! TIMOTHY SCOTT! TIMOTHY SCOTT!...ahem...sorry.
From Victoria:
You buy the soundtrack for 'Mama Mia' just because Leah Sue Morland & James Baron are in the choir. (Honestly, its got their names in the little booklet)
You see an add for Pall Mall cigarettes and you think, "Bustopher Jones?"
You think of a song about CATS that goes to the tune of another. Example: On the first day of Christmas a CATS fan sent to me, a John Partridge with a ring for me! (while saying this point to your left middle finger)
You watch British movies just to see if any of the British CATS cast are in them.
Any suggestions? E-mail me!
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