A Bored Kitten's Delight...

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So you're a kitten, sitting at home on a Saturday night with nothing to do. Here's a handy-dandy list of ways to annoy the older Jellicles and have a really fun time to pass the monotonous hours. **Warning** Do not attempt before Christmas, birthdays, or any major holidays and events that are coming up.

Munkustrap:
Disobey him.
Ignore him.
Pretend to be Rumpus Cat.
Pretend to be Pouncival.
Pretend to be Macavity.
Make him laugh.
Try and kidnap Demeter.
Cheer him on when he's fighting Macavity.
Cheer him on when he's doing anything.
This includes tying shoes and making mac-and-cheese.

Macavity:
Pretend to be Munkustrap or Alonzo.
Ignore him.
Brush his hair.
Call him 'Mackykins'.
Catch him sleeping with his teddy bear. Sell the photo.
Compare him to other evil musical characters (i.e.- The Wicked Witch of the West).
Pretend to be Demeter and shriek whenever he comes near you..
Pretend to be Bombalurina.
Accuse him of stealing your teddy bear. Do the 'innocent eye' while the other adults beat him up.

Mistoffelees:
Cut off his internet access.
Pretend to be Scherzando.
Call him Janet for no particular reason at all.
Ignore him when he says that's not his name.
Trip him when he's dancing.
Claim Gus dances better than he.
Tell him his fur's on fire.
Make fun of him during The Pekes and the Pollicles.

Old Deuteronomy:
Tell everyone his fur isn't real.
Tell everyone he's Macavity in disguise.
Jump on him (see Demeter after 'Macavity').
Scream during the 'Moments of Happiness'.
Use him as a pillow.
Tape a 'kick me' sign to his back.
Tell everyone about his days as a childhood delinquent.

Skimbleshanks:
Put too much scotch in his tea.
Tell him his train's late.
Step out of line.
Give him an alarm clock.
Give him a decent pair of pants.
Call him Skimblekins.
Catch him using a normal accent. Sell the tape.

Tugger:
Hide his hair gel.
Hide his comb.
Hide Bombalurina.
Ignore him, and start to lavish attention on George or Bill Bailey.
Shave off his mane.
Tell everyone about his affection for a certain 'Mr. Pookie-Bear'.

Alonzo:
Tell him that he's never been cock of the walk.
Ask him how he feels about Admetus.
Tell him he looks like a dog. -From Ecty

Have any ideas? E-mail me!