How To Tell You're Obsessed With Mistoffelees

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You have a website devoted to him.
You've named one of the voices you hear after him.
You're reading this list.
You're writing this list.
You've done everything on this list. (Zan: *raises hand*)
You wear Mistoffelees face paint.
Everyday.
Your SN, e-mail address, and/or "Jellicle name/internet pseudonym" has the word "Misto", "Mistoff", "Mis", "Mistoffelees", "Qua", "Quax", "Quaxo", or "MMM"
So does your webpage title.
You've learned HTML solely for the purpose of making a Mistoffelees shrine.
You've broken your CATS tape from watching MMM over and over and over and over.
Jacob Brent has a restraining order on you.
So does McCree O'Kelly.
and you've never seen the tour.
You attempt to sue ALW for cutting out the "conjuring turn" from the video.(As soon as I find a lawyer...)
You wear your Mistoffelees costume to see 'CATS'.
Even if you're just watching the video tape.
Your idea of a fun Saturday night is to watch Mistoffelees do his toe touches over and over and over and over...
You've named your cat Mistoffelees.
And it's a girl.
That looks like Victoria.
You always carry around a spoon and a bit of fish paste.
You wonder if David Copperfield can produce seven kittens right out of a hat.
You mean there're other cats in the play?
You name your daughter Mistoffelees.
And your son's name is McCree O'Kelly.
You throw a huge party on Jacob Brent's birthday.
Your favorite color is orange. (And if you're a really obsessive JB fan, you know why I put that!)
If John Partridge ever, ever hit Jacob Brent with that volleyball during “Rum Tum Tugger" in practice or something... *ominous silence*
You've joined three or more Mistoffelees web rings.
And you don't even have a website.
On a quiz if someone asks you what your cat's name is, you put down "Mistoffelees" before remembering it's Boots.
You went to see the "Lion King" because you read a parody with Misto as Simba

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