The Band!!!

So, who the hell are we?  We invade your music world with the wacky sounds of Postman Pat, terrify you with our spine-tinglingly scary Plectrum Gnomes and make you feel crazy with our Sane Brain Games . . . We are the Pie Merchants!! We are Scuffo McBinty (or Scott Blunden, however the man likes his name), Halli Halliwell (or David) Nicki Hall, Forehead (Chris Knott is reknonwed for his exceptionally large forhead, accentuated by his gravity-defying hair - Chris, we salute you), Matt Warner (Gnome man) and Timmy the Pie (just, 'The Pie'.  We respect him greatly for his dedication.) We all come from Surrey.  Nicki, Chris Matt and Scuffo live in Brockham, Halli lives in Dorking, and I don't know where Timmy lives.  Reigate?  hmmmm.  We all know each other through the Ashcombe School, where we enjoy intellectually stimulating lessons (uh huh, yep, uh huh).  Below are some interesting questionnaire things that you can query or ask questions on if you like by emailing us at the addresses put below. The Pie Merchants Incredibly Gruelling Quiz. . . . FULL NAME: Nicola Emma Hall AGE AND D.O.B: 16, 27.02.85 LIFE STORY: Born in Cape Town south Africa, at 5 moved to England at 9 moved to Riyadh Saudi Arabia at 10 moved back to England, attended Brockham Primary School and met loads of mates I know now.  Then went to Sri Lanka where I quickly turned 11, at 14 I came back to England and have been living where I am now for a while. JOB: I work at Broome Park Nursing Home in Betchworth it's great, I love it!! PLAYS: Bass guitar, tambourine if asked but our main and chief groupie Cat J is our Triange and Tambourine master. FAVE FOOD: oooh, Italian food. . .I adore lasange, haagen daz ice cream, pizza.... and pies, of course. FAVE GROUPS: Green Day, Foo Fighters, my vitriol, Hole, Matchbox20, Nirvana, Ash, Feeder, Bloodhound Gang, Blink182, Eels, Coldplay, Counting Crows, The Offspring, Alien Ant Farm, Stereophonics. . . need I go on. . . FAVE SONG: EVERLONG BY THE FOO FIGHTERS, closely followed by always:your way by my vitriol FAVE PIE: Chicken and Mushroom please FAVE PIE MERCHANTS SONG: Plectrum Gnomes, it's a work of bloody GENIUS!! MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: aaah, I don't think I really have one.  Just generally falling over.  Having someone tell someone you really like that you like them, that's quite humiliating.  but sometimes it works out right :) BEST THINGS IN LIFE: Friends, food, fun, music and the band FAVE ALBUM COVER: Dookie by Green Day.  either that, or. . . the one designed for the Pie Merchants cover, that's pretty funny. FAVE SONG NAME: Brain Stew, Happy Holidays (You Bastard),  FAVE GROUP NAME: Half Man Half Biscuit!!!!! FAVE ITEM OF CLOTHING: My coat PETS: three cats (Dexter or sometimes Barry short for Barrel, Barrier and more, Willow and Greycat) and three fish (Platypus, Mongoose and Monkey) HATES: Rap, screeching things, anything small and leggy especially cockroaches, spicy food, criticisms!!! - MATHS LOVES: all my mates, Chris, food, storms, Sri Lanka and South Africa. FAVE FILM: Matchmaker, Casablanca, The SOund of Music!!  Scary Movie, Roman Holiday, Kiss the Girls FAVE TV SHOW: I really do love F.R.I.E.N.D.S, but also the Simpsons, anything to do with ghosts and paranormal I'm obsessed with it, Trigger Happy TV is often a favourite.  2DTV I love!  Family Guy and Futurama. FAVE ACTOR/ACTRESS: Morgan Freeman, and Julie Andrews HOW DO YOU VIEW THE PIE MERCHANTS: We should never take ourselves seriously; we're just a piss-take band but I think we could do great things.  If we could be arsed, that is. IDEAL GIG: Reading.  I respect people that get to Reading, I think that's be wikid. ANY INFATUATIONS AT THE MOMENT?: I quite love Hotel Yorba by the White Stripes.  Very excited about going to the Ash gig in December! Still love Chris very much