That's right, kids. The Pink Creek has ceased to flow. There may be circumstances in the future that will result in the re-opening of The Pink Creek. For now, The Pink Creek is useless to me, to you, to your children and to your children's children... for 3 months.

It was nice of you to drop by, though.

Please email any spontaneous abuse or thankyou-for-closing notes to derangedfairy@hotmail.com and don't forget to include "i'm a happy frog" in the subject line.

EDIT: Me = not so cluey. Okay so I wasn't expecting anyone to actually put "i'm a happy frog" in the subject line. I, of course, totally forgot that I made that request and now recall deleting many emails with the subject line, dismissing them as spam. So, y'know, if you're actually going to follow instructions then... don't. If you did send me an email from this page recently and for some reason have returned, then maybe you'd like to try again. Not sure why, but it's your time.

Last edited: 16 May 2004