Ifs

What if Britney.......
- was smart?
- had real talent?
- wasn't sooo gottdamn ugly?
- wasn't a liar?
- wasn't a nasty skanky looking hoe?
- breasts were fake (oops i forgot they are)
- decided singin wasnt her thing?(we would be spared the horror of listenig to her voice)
- wasnt a big hypocrite?
- 's mother hadn't told her she can sing?
-realized she was a dirty hoebag from hell and that she shouldn't be a singer anymore?
- clothes fell off in public
- actually combed her hair
- lost weight
- was a stripper
- actually was intellegent
-what if britney disappeared? (Thanks MyZoe1024)
- she came up with better lyrics instead of provcative ones.(Thanks luftkopf7777)
-she dressed more like most other women, fully clothed in public places.(Thanks luftkopf7777)