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::Jokes:: *What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg? Nothing. They've never met. *What do Britney Spears and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen. *What do you call Britney with pigtails? A blow job with handles *Why does Britney have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box. *What's the difference between Britney and your toothbrush? You don't let other people borrow your toothbrush. *How do you give Britney a brain transplant? Blow in one ear. *What's the first thing Britney Spears does in the morning? Walks home.
+What is Britney's ambition in life? to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. +Why does Britney wear panties? to keep her ankles warm. +What is Britney's idea of dental floss? pubic hair. +What does Britney and a washing machine have in common? You can stick your load in both. +What do you get when you put Britney in a toaster? A pop tart +What is black and brown and looks good on Britney? An attacking Doberman.
Britney Jokes Britney's so dumb that she stands on a street corner with a bag of chips yelling free lays Q:How do you know if Britney has been at your computer? A: There's white out all over the screen Q.There's a Santa Claus, a tooth fairy,a smart britney and a dumb britney walking down the street. they see a dollar. who picks it up? A:the dumb britney because theirs no such thing as Santa claus a tooth fairy or a smart britney spears Q: Why did Britney jump off the building? A: She thought her maxi pads had wings Q: What do you call Britney Spears with 2 Braincells? A: PREGNANT!! Q: What did Britney Spears name her pet zebra? A: Spot. Q. Why did Britney Spears climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. why did Britney get fired from burger king?A: A custumer said change for a dollar and she took her clothes off! Q: Why does britney have such a big belly button?A: Her boyfreind's are blond too! Q: Why couldn't Britney dial 911? A: She couldn't find the 11 Q: What did Britney's left leg say to her right leg?A: Nothing! They never met! Q. How do you drive Britney Spears crazy? A. Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to alphabetize them. Q: How do you drown a Britney Spears? A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool! Q: What's the best reson to promote safe sex? A:We dont want another Britney Q: Why does Britney Spears have TGIF written on her shoes?A: Toes Go In First. Q: What did Britney Spears say when she opened the box of Cheerios?A: Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
