| Ugly (To the tune of 'Lucky' which is obviously about herself.) This is a story about a girl who's ugly... Early morning, She wakes up. She, she, she, Is a dork. Tons of makeup, And a fake smile, You think it's you we adore. Heck no... "Isn't she yucky, this Hollywood girl?" And they say... Chorus: She's so ugly, but she's a star, Send her bye, bye, bye, Cuz I'm sick of her lies, baby. She doesn't realize what's wrong with her life, Just sits back, enjoys all the hype. Lost in an image, In a dream. I wish that someone, Would wake her up! She keeps sinning, And thinks she's winning, But we all wish she would stop! We're like... "Isn't she yucky, this Hollywood girl?" And they say... (Chorus) "Best female singer, and the winner is...Jessica Simpson." "WHAT?!" "That's right, Britney, I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside the arena waiting for Jessica, not you!" "Oh my God...here she comes!" "What about me?!" (Britney gets trampled.) Isn't she yucky, the losing girl? Thought she was lucky, but now she cries, Finally realized what's wrong with her life, Cuz she finally lost all the hype! (chorus) |
| (You Do Me) Crazy (to the tune of (You Drive Me) Crazy) Baby, I'm so into you, But you're not legal, what can I do? Baby, I'm sleepin' around, Oh wanna do you too, But I'm just not allowed. Everytime you sleep with me, I've got a new STD. Ridin' you means so much more, More than anyone I ever rode before! Chorus: You do me crazy With the way you freak Get all excited You're in too deep It's crazy But it feels alright Baby, gettin' nasty keeps me up all night. Baby, I wish you could see, You're not the only one who does me. You tell me, You're not in the mood, But I'm real horny, so here's what I do. Take a drive to Justin's house, Cuz we were together on a show with the mouse. (Chorus) Bridge: Get nasty I wanna freak I'm so excited Wait, that's too deep Nasty But it feels alright Everyday and every night. (Chorus) |
| You Drive Me Crazy(SPOOF) Boobies, I lie about you I'll make up something I'll say they grew Boobies when i jump around They keep on moving each one weighs 50 pounds I did not have surgery My chest are growing It's easy to see Chorus they grew like crazy i was alseep i was a A cup Now I'm a D they grew like crazy (u believe me right) my boobies got so huge almost overnight they grew like crazy these things aint cheap I'm so inflated unless they leak they grew like crazy(u believe me right) my boobies got so huge almost overnight |
| Oops I Did It Again Oops I did it again another bad song my hair's not this long oh baby baby Oops I cant vocalize Cant find clothes my size I'm not that talented! |
| I think I did it again I made you believe It's more than a trend *trend, trend* Oh, baby It might seem like a tug But in a few minutes, we'll be on the rug But to lose all my virginity That is just so typically meCHORUS--- Oops...I did it again I slapped your fat ass Got lost in your pants Oh, baby, baby Oops...you thought that I shoved Let's go make some love I can't be INNOCENT!You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that my flat chest didn't exist I cry watching sex tapes Don't you see I'm a tool in so many ways? And to lose all my virginity That is just so typically me. Oh, baby, oh!Repeat CHORUS |