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2. Organize a company demolition derby team.
3. Spread a rumor that Big Diet has been cancelled.
4. Make the staff sit through a three-day seminar on personal time management, then have them meet twice a day for the next few weeks to discuss how much time they're now saving.
5. Hold a "surprise" computer system back-up that leaves everyone off-line for 8 hours.
6. Test the staff to see if everyone is still qualified to hold their jobs.
7. "Accidentally" forward confidential e-mails to your office batch mailing list.
8. Suggest that the company hire an ex-convict to expand the employee mix.
9. Ask a Jehovah's Witness to be the guest speaker at your next weekly staff meeting.
10. Convince the boss that making employees switch desks/offices regularly will improve productivity.
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