Top 10 Ways To Tell Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.

9. In his drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou Suck!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come across his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, cuz the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

And the Number One Sign Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble...

1. He's wearing his black hat backwards.