Top Ten Signs That You're Suffering From Semester Burnout

• You're so tired you answer the phone "Hell."
• Mom calls to see how you've been and you immediately scream "Get off my back, bitch!!"
• When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."
• You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
• You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
• Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.
• You sleep more in class than at home.
• You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.
• Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
• You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now!!!!