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one day...dracual dies...so he meets God...but God tells him that he's done
too many bad things to go to Heaven...but He can reincarnate him into
anything he wanted...so Dracula says "I WANT TO BE A LIVING THING WITH
WINGS THAT SUCKS BLOOD" so God turns him into a vampire bat...one day...
someone pulls away the curtains...so he dies again and God askes him 
what he wants to be...so he says "I WANT TO BE A LIVING THING WITH WINGS 
THAT SUCKS BLOOD" so God turns him into a mosquito...but one day...one of 
his victims squashes him and he dies...
he meets God again...and God says..."OK, THIS TIME, WHAT NON-LIVING THING 
DO you WANT TO BE?" he says "I WANT TO BE A NON-LIVING THING THAT HAS 
WINGS AND SUCKS BLOOD"...God turns him into a maxi pad...