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           The Top 12 Scariest Halloween Costumes
12> Al Gore Disco Fever Costume

11> Positive Home Pregnancy Test

10> Jacko-Lantern
 
9> Marge Schott's Less Attractive, Slightly More Racist Sister

8> Evil British Nanny

7> Janet Reno Little French Maid Outfit

6> Male Pattern Baldness

5> Guy Who Ate Too Much Olestra

4> Flaming Tofu Burrito from Hell on a Stick

3> President Jesse Helms

2> Marv Albert, Warrior Princess

   and the Number 1 Scariest Halloween Costume...

1> Mighty Menstruatin' Power Ranger