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A boy is doing his school work, and his father walks in. The boy is
stumped on the day's lesson and asks his dad to help him "Dad, what is
the difference between theory and reality?" The father thinks a minute
and tells his son "Son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man
for a million dollars." So the son asks the mother and she says she
would, so he tells the father what she said and he tells the boy "Okay,
now go ask your sister the same question" so the boy does and the sister
says she would for sure. So he tells the dad what she said and the dad
says "So you see son, in theory we'd be millionares but in reality we're
just living with a bunch of sluts."
Yuk yuk yuk