You may be a nethead if…

1. You don’t leave your room for days on end.

2. You name your computer a girl’s name.

3. You propose to your computer.

4 … and marry her.

5. Your fire alarm goes off and you think it’s just sound effects.

6. You accidentally turn around one day and realize someone else is living in the room with you.

7. You accidentally turn around even later and realize TWO completely new people are living in your room.

8. … and you turn back around and keep playing.

9. You are on a disabled plane and strap your parachute around your computer case.

10. … because you know you’ll be holding so tight to it.

11. Natural sunlight is harmful to your skin.

12. Someone invites you to a party and you bring your laptop and ethernet cable.

13. … and don’t even notice anything’s wrong.

14. You own both a laptop and a PC that you play video games on.

15. … and you use both simultaneously to ghost from yourself.

16. You confuse Ramen with real soup.

17. You walk into the cafeteria and actually feel like eating.

18. You don’t sleep.

19. You have something plugged into every single port on your CPU.

20. Bill Roper knows you on a first-name basis.

21. You have a website no-one goes to but you update it anyhow.

22. You talk to more people on instant messenger than in real life.

23. Your idle message is “I’m dead.”

24. You’re fluent in “1337”

25. You realize you’ve forgotten how to use your vocal chords.

26. When your friends brag about their late-night successes, you counter by talking about your luck with cybersex.

27. You have an actual girlfriend/boyfriend online.

28. You’re one of the few girls that plays video games. (No, the Sims is not a video game)

29. Your unwashed laundry fills up most of your room.

30. … and you don’t even notice.

31. You don’t have any laundry because you never change.

32. You can’t distinguish your facial hair from the rest of your hair.

33. Your clothing fell apart so you were forced to weave new clothing from old cables.

34. You’re at a competent level in any persistent-world video game.

35. You log into any game and are mobbed by people who recognize you.

36. … even when it’s a game you’ve never played before.

37. You have your name changed to your login name.

38. Your teachers know you only by email.

39. … yet you still manage to pass classes.

40. You’re legally dead.