Angry Bob is a story Rat writes in the comic Pearls Before Swine, about a moron named Bob who is always angry. Here will reside the Adventures of Angry Bob [in text, sometime I'll scan] from today onward. There will be double spaces representing the breaks in the panels. Thank you.

January 18
Angry Bob was angry. He went to the zoo.

Bob bought a pretzel and a can of soda pop and sat on a green bench facing the monkey cage. The hungry monkeys stared at Bob.

"It is a good day for the zoo," Bob thought. "It is sunny and the pretzels are warm and the soda is refreshing."

"I am happy," Bob exclaimed. "I thought I needed booze or new houses to be happy, but I do not. All it took was a warm pretzel and a refreshing soda and a comfortable bench by the monkey cage."

A projectile struck Bob in the ear. A monkey screeched. More projectiles followed. Bob ran...

...straight into the path of the zoo's biannual "Parade O' Elephants."

Bob popped like a grape and died.

Moral: Don't taunt the monkeys.

More to Come