Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.

The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chimes in, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace.'"

This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well...?"

To which she smugly replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God....'"




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