Michael the Dragon Master
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He
had a
long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous
breasts.
But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who
was
the King's chief physician.
Horatio said, "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins."
Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a
little
of it into the Queen's brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon
after
she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that
only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch,
and
that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the
Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master. Michael the Dragon
Master
slipped the antidote to the itching lotion, which Horatio had given
him,
into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the
Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding
payment.
However, with his obsession now satisfied & knowing that Horatio could
never report this matter to the King, he refused to pay and shooed
Horatio
away.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
lotion
onto King Arthur's loincloth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master..........
Moral of the story: Pay your bills.
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