CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD - Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Talks with God.

PRESIDENT - Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Talks with God if special request is approved.

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT - Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine. Can fire a speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Is occasionally addressed by God.

VICE PRESIDENT - Barely clears a Quonset hut. Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Swims well. Talks to animals.

MANAGER - Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Is not issued ammunition. Dog paddles. Talks to walls.

SUPERVISOR - Runs into buildings. Recognizes a locomotive two out of three times. Wets himself with a water pistol. Can’t stay afloat without a life preserver. Mumbles to himself.

SECRETARY - Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. She is God.




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