OK, for those of you who didn't know me in high school, or weren't involved with the 'sticker books,' this is what happens when a 5 year old asks what a prostitue is. And now, without further adieu, back by popular demand: What is a Prostitute?


A prostitute is:

1. The capital of Rhode Island
2. Robot in disguise
3. Chocolate covered peanut in a thin candy shell
4. Cheap soda
5. Movie starring Julia Roberts
6. Hole cover band
7. Short for Prostituteitron - Evil Beast Wars predacon blowfish
8. Bloo, the past tense, not the color
9. Chewbacca's last name
10. Spider-Man villian
11. Precious stone
12. Forbidden donut
13. Weezer song
14. Natalie Gingerelli in a cheerleading contest
15. Renegade Bunny
16. Duncan McCloud's sword
17. Cyber Trip With Jobe from Lawnmower Man
18. Species of monkey
19. Title of next Martin Scorcese movie
20. Bill Gates's new operating system
21. Right below the femur
22. Skeleton Key side project
23. Expansion set for the popular card game Magic The Gathering
24. New Fender for '98
25. New 'Delux" sandwich from McDonald's
26. New flavor PEZ
27. Anatomically-correct wooden doll
28. Laxative
29. Interactive, enough said.
30. Your mom, nothing personal
31. Home cathader kit ouch!
32. Add on kit for Shunt
33. New kind of fuzzy dice
34. VooDoo curse
35. Island where Bernie's beach house was
36. Formal name for Hug-A-Tree-Day
37. National Holiday
38. The name of a model Ford
39. Prostituteitron - Terrorize!
40. Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker
41. Your mom, I can't stress this enough!
42. That pounding noise THAT WON"T STOP!
43. Menthol Cigarette
44. Milton Burle in DRAG
45. Clearance sale at Caldor's
46. What everyone's raving about
47. Clinton's back-up band
48. Bolivian prison
49. Those white nuts they give away at weddings
50. New elective offered by Southern Regional
51. Fifth Ninja Turtle
52. Nickname for penis
53. The hardest wood known to man
54. Superman's hobby
55. A reason to throw a party!
56. A person born without nipples
57. Glazed donut
58. Ultimate evil
59. Funky ______________
60. Minute Maid
61. Three words fab - u - lous
62. Disgusting mucky mildew
63. Those little blue disks you put in the toilet
64. Nice Hawaiian punch
65. The hidden spider that comes out at night to bite you in your sleep
66. Your mom - Again!
67. The phone that never stops ringing
68. Before 69
69. the magic number! The End!


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