Top ten times in history when using "*&%#" was appropriate:
10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" – Custer
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." – Einstein
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" – Pythagoras
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" – Michelangelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers... my ass!" – Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" – JFK
1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton
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