Subject: BLONDE SECRETARY'S MEMO TO BOSS

To: My Boss
From: Secretary
Subject: Changing Calendars from Y2K

Sir,

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the company calendar for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed. Your Y to K conversion required the following changes: Januark Februark Mak Julk Also changed were the following: Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak.

We are now Y to K compliant and kou can pick up kour calendar.

Kour Secretark

P.S. I had the printers send a compank calendar to all of our associates with the following header on our letterhead stationark, "The compank that is Y to K compliant for the next centurk!" I know this shows initiative on mk part and kou are welcome.

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