Philosophy

He leaned toward me, his eyes dancing. "I've got it," he said. "Life is a serious joke." And I said, well, sometimes it takes awfully long to get to the punch line.

Living each day is an art. I'm a minimalist.

Theology Poll

If all the world's a stage, would god be:

director/producer

choreographer

lighting guy

scenery designer

in the audience

in the ensemble

In all honesty, I think I'm destined to become a bag lady. / The guidance counselor asked me what my plans for the future were. I said I wanted to live in the city [New York]. / In a cardboard box. / The counselor didn't seem to believe me. He asked if I was joking. / I wasn't really. / He went a little crazy at that point. How would I support myself? Where was I going to live? What was I going to EAT? /The last one was easy. "Pedestrians!"

I remember my motto now. When I write my autobiography, I'm going to call it Low Expectations.

When I get on the school bus, I always take the seat by the emergency exit window. It's not that I'm afraid of a bus fire or a car crash and want to be extra safe. I just want to know I always have the option of jumping out the window, spontaneously, if I would so desire.

I do not have a problem maintaining relationships. Just ones that involve other people.

I think, therefore I am. I think, therefore I am the way I think I am. I think, therefore you are. I think, therefore you are the way I think you are.

He said, the only reason there are no happily-ever-after endings in real life is that in real life, there are no endings.//I thought about that.