A medieval - style ballad of the Scarlet Pimpernel, based on the Orczy novel, composed for literature class.
'Twas in and about seventeen nine-two
France was having a revolution
Of liberty, equality
And modes of execution.
Revolution turned for the worse
(As the course of such things went)
The guillotine began to claim
Lives of the innocent.
So Percy Blakeney, Englishman
Compiled a secret band
Who'd rescue those condemned to death
Through bold and daring plans.
The symbol of this close-knit band
Their foes knew all too well --
A small red flower, a family crest
The scarlet pimpernel.
Sir Percy's wife he could not trust
She had been framed, and sadly
He would not look her in the face
Though she still loved him madly.
A Frenchman came to visit her
Whom she used to know well
He asked she use her cunning wit
To find the pimpernel.
She'd nought but admiration for
This man of scarlet fame
For she had never known that he
And Percy were the same.
Chauvelin (the Frenchman) wished to see
What news she could uncover
So he threatened what she held dear
In life -- her only brother.
So she complied and passed on word
Of where this man could be found
When she learned who he truly was
She uttered a strange sound.
She had betrayed the man she loved
So she made up her mind --
She'd go to France and warn him that
His foes were close behind.
She knew the risks, she knew the truth
Chauvelin would want him dead
These days, it was so easy for
A man to lose his head.
She hid at an inn and knew that soon
Her husband would appear
When entered suddenly a man
Who filled her heart with fear --
Chauvelin had come here first, to try
And catch his slippery prey
When Percy came, then he could call
Soldiers not far away.
Percy's voice rang out loud and clear
Singing, "God save the King!"
Chauvelin, he choked, for he had not
Expected such a thing.
Percy then greeted him with class
And toyed with his cravat
And then Percy discreetly dipped
Snuffbox in pepper-pot.
Chauvelin was confused by Percy's manners
Percy was so polite!
So Percy offered him some snuff,
And Chauvelin said, "All right."
Being so close to his enemy
Was the least of his woes
He fell on the floor with violent sneezing
-- With pepper up his nose!
He could not call his soldiers now
And Percy strode off free
Rescued his lady and her brother
Through ingenuity.
Percy learned the truth and forgave
The actions of his wife
And praised her for her heroism
For him she'd risked her life.
He whispered to his Marguerite
"How crazy I must be --
'Tis dearer now than life itself
To have you here with me."
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