(Almost) Everything I need to know I learned from The Scarlet Pimpernel
When faced with a problem, try to avoid losing your head. -- Not all blondes are as dumb as you think. -- Younger brothers are nothing but trouble. -- True love lasts forever, but certain fashion trends are temporary. -- Why the Lord created men. -- Beware the jealous ex. -- It's always a good idea to have a life-size wax model of yourself handy. -- When all is said and done,home is where the heart is. : - )
The Pimperphilosophies
1) Someone has to face the valley. After all, there's a mountain on the other side.
2) If you hold back your step for a moment, you're more likely to fall on your face.
3) Beautiful lovers? In my dreams.
4) If you've never let her go, that's one strained muscle.
5) All in all, I DON'T GIVE A TINKER'S DAMN!