RAMBLE #1:PART 1 OF THE PARTY:THE
YANKS RULE AN THAT'S THAT!

(ok ok ok ! I know not everyone likes the yanks but hey I DO! & its a fact That....THE YANKEES ROCK!!!!! ^_^. So now on with the fic...)

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(Everyone is sitting in the apartment except Terra who went out shopping. Yuffie is trying to get money from Rufus who bites her hand every time she tries to grab his money)

Seph:...........

Yuffie: GIVE ME MONEY!

Rufus : NO! THE MONEY IS MINE!

Sephiroth: Where's Terra?

Aeris: she went shopping...

Tifa: ooOooOo does sephy have a crush?

Seph: no....I just want her to come so she can shut you morons up...

Tifa: Yhea...whatever

Yuffie: *grabs some of the money Rufus left on the table**YES I GOT A DOLOR!!

Rufus: **bites Yuffie's hand**

Yuffie: *whimpers*

Yuffie: Unfair! You had so much money you could buy two frickin' houses!

Rufus: So!!!!!!

Yuffie: Yeah I know!!

Seph: I SAID SHUT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: Too much money for you anyway

Yuffie: *growls and turns to seph* YOU DO

Yuffie: *mumbles*

Seph: ............

Aeris: *Is looking back and forth as the fight continues*

Yuffie: ........................................................

Yuffie: *Gives him back a dollar*

Terra: **enters the room with alot of shopping bags**

Yuffie: A tip

Terra: Hi ^^

Yuffie: *looks to Terra*

Seph: hi

Tifa: Hi Terra

Yuffie/Aeris: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terra: not so loud..O.O

Yufie/Aeris: sorry...

Aeris: What took you? Seph was soooo worried!

Terra: really?

Yuffie: Yeah he was like having a heart attack

Seph:............................

Yuffie/Aeris: *imitating Seph* WHERE'S TERRA?!

Terra: wow seph really *DOES* have feeling

*both crack up*

Seph: ......................

Aeris: Aw...............

Yuffie: Hey did you have the same feeling to me, Seph?

Aeris: Shut up *elbows Yuffie*

Yuffie: ow...

Aeris: He'll ........ kill you

Aeris: Seriously....

Seph: ..........and why would i like a brat like you?

Rufus: **still counting his money**9,999,999,999...

Yuffie: *laughs slightly*

Cid: $^(######*$(&#$@%%%%*#^@&@#^*%#^%*@*^%#*^%!@!!!!

Yuffie: Evilness! *points to cid*

Terra: *yawns & sits on the couch**

Cid: %#*#%(#$&*

Aeris: Yes, He's the DEVIL! We need an exorcist!

Terra: hey...where's the vampire?

Yuffie: ummmmmmmm

Yuffie: I dunno

Aeris: **In a scary voice** Maybe sucking a victim's blood

Yuffie: .........

Yuffie: *turns to Aeris* you like that talk do you?

Aeris: I wanted to sound scary

Yuffie: BOO!

Aeris: AH

Yuffie: *laughs*

Terra/rufus/seph: ...............................................

Terra: .........................oookay...........

Yuffie: *looks around*

Yuffie: That was meaningless

Reno: **in a very drunk voice**lets party!!!!!!!

Aeris: I wouldn't want to party with a drunk man like yourself. *yuffie laughs*

Yuffie: *anime fall, rofl*

Aeris: umm...........

Reno: but I wanna party...

Aeris: Yeah you go do that

Reno: An I wanna *hic* play stripper poker *hic* again..

Cloud : ... Im NOT playing stripper poker Again......

Yuffie: yeah that sucked

Yuffie: ?

Yuffie: Moving on

Yuffie: Let's play a staring game

Yuffie: *stares at rufus* money!

Rufus:NO!

Seph: no too boring.......

Aeris: *sweatdrop* *pulls Yuffie off the table slowly.............*

Yuffie: NO NO NOOOOOOO STOP IM BEING SUCKED DOWN!!!!!!!

Aeris: hey, it's only me

Yuffie: Don't pull so hard

Aeris: *lets go and Yuffie falls to floor*

Terra: did yuffie have shugar for breakfast again?

Tifa: looks like she did...

Cloud: I agree...

Aeris: You said not to pull so hard.

Yuffie: X.X

Aeris: *pokes Yuffie* ...........Hello?

Yuffie: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeris: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yuffie: z.z

Yuffie: NEVER DO THAT TO THE SLEEPING BEAUTY!

Aeris: Sure thing.......

Terra:..........**turns on the TV**

Seph: anything good on?

Terra: I dunno...

Yuffie: *falls onto the couch* Ooh dear God help the princess.......

Terra: **flips through the channels**

Aeris: Princess, eh? You would have the manners if you were a PRINCESS


Terra: WHAT!? THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO COME ON TODAY! ITS
SUPPOSED TO BE ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!

Aeris: huh?

Rufus: but it is Friday

Tifa: yhea...

Terra: BUT IT CANT BE!

Cloud: Im pretty sure its Friday...

Aeris: ummmmm, yeah

Yuffie: Oh yes, Friday

Terra: DAMN!!!!!!!!! ALREADY MISSED ALMOST THE ENTIRE GAME!!!!!!

Yuffie: Ha ha

Seph: ........oh no....you missed most of the game...well I dun really care

Terra:WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!

Seph:um nothing ^^;

Yuffie: Oh well...Then could you Turn on MTV please for me

Terra: NO!!!!!!!!!**eyes glued to the TV**

Aeris: there's something called, "move to the next room and there's a TV there"

Terra: You go do that....**watchin the game**

Yuffie: Carry me, oh slave.... I don't want to hurt my dear feet

Aeris: shut with that talk

Aeris: you're a slave to yourself

Yuffie: ............

Yuffie: all right fine

Yuffie: I'm hungry

Yuffie: Give me food *points to seph* my cook!

Seph: I'm not your cook Brat...

Terra: COME ON ANDY !!!!!!!!! YOU CAN PITCH BETTER THAN
THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeris: Who's he

Terra: TAKE'EM OUT!!!!!!! DAMN! PUT ROGER IN!!!!!!!

Seph: One of the Yankees' pitchers

Aeris: Oh. Well, go Andy.

Rufus: Who are they up against?

Aeris: you

Yuffie: *laughs*

Terra: STRIKE PIAZZA OUT!!!!!!! KICK HIS ASS!!

Seph: the METs...

Yuffie: Woo-hoo people!

Yuffie: -.-;

Terra: COME ON!!!!!!!!! ........YHEA PIAZZA'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Aeris: Pizza?

Yuffie: HUNGRY

Yuffie: Cook, get me some food

Aeris: who's cook?

Terra:.....................................WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: yey

TERRA: LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: FOOD!

Reno: now ya talkin'!

Aeris: too many parties

Yuffie: Party with food

Terra: THE YANKS ROCK- **hears a noise ** ......Huh Who's there!?

*Vincent walks in*

Terra:oh...its only Vincent oh well .....THE YANKEES ROCK!!!!!

Vincent: What's going on?

Yuffie: Oh Hi Vincent! Nothing much.... just she's screaming her head off

Vincent: who?

Yuffie: Terra

Terra: YANKS ROCK!!!!!!


Vincent: oh

Terra: YANKS WON! YANKS WON!!

Yuffie: yey.

Terra: METS SUCK! METS SUCK!! (no offense to you met fans)

Aeris: The Phillies are better!

Terra: nuh-uh!

Aeris: uh-huh

Terra: nuh-uh!

Aeris: uh-huh

Yuffie: -.-;

Terra: The yanks are the world CHAMPIONS!!!!

Aeris: *pauses......thinks* no .. I dun think so

Terra: well they ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS!

Aeris: NO THEY AREN'T!

Yuffie: *looks back and forth*

Terra: Yanks could beat the Phillies any time!

Aeris: Well I'm not an expert but, Phillies have a slight better name than Yankees

Terra: No they don't

Aeris: Fine....... you win.

Terra: Of course i win

Yuffie: .............

Vincent: o.o;;

Seph: ..........

Vincent: *smirk* I think the METs are better.

Yuffie: O.O don't say it

Vincent:why not?

Tifa: she'll kill you..

Terra: DIE!!!!!!! **beats vincent with a baseball bat**

Vincent: *laughs* this doesn't hurt

Yuffie: O.O;;;;;;;

Terra: DIE! DIE! DIE! **still beating Vincent with the bat**

Aeris: *everytime terra hits him she says 'ow'*

Yuffie: *takes away bat*

Terra: damn....oh well...........*pulls out a machine gun** EAT THIS! **shoots at Vincent **

Aeris: violent people....... *sigh*

Vincent* *doges*

Vincent: *smirking*

Aeris: You don't die, do you?

Aeris: Unless...........

Aeris: THE SUNLIGHT!

Yuffie: *laughs*

Terra: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO PEOPLE WHO LIKES THE METs LIVE AROUND HERE!!!!! **throws vincent out the window**

Vincent: o.o;

Vincent: *grabs the ledge*

Vincent: *gets up*

Vincent: eh

Yuffie: TERRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: How about if I threw seph out the window?

Terra: that wouldn't happen yuffie ...

seph: let me do that for you ....**grabs vincent & throws him out the window**

Vincent: o.o

Vincent: *grabs the ledge again*



Vincent: *gets up*

Vincent: hahaha!

Seph:**grabs Vincent again but this time he throws him into the next biulding**

Vincent: *breaks into a window*

Vincent: Dammit!

Vincent: *looks around*

Seph: *smirks*

Vincent: *gets a spare gun and shoots seph and terra* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeris: I'll handle this!

Yuffie: ME TOO

Aeris: you're weak

Yuffie: HEY

Terra: **casts stop on vincent**

Vincent: *it doesn't work*

Aeris: *charges down the stairs into the next building to get to Vincent and manages to get the gun out of his reach*

Terra: ........**casts wall on the apartment window** That should keep us out of trouble for now...

Yuffie: ?

Yuffie: whets going on? Im scared...

Terra: **sits back down**

seph: **also sits back down**

Aeris: that gun is useless. *swings the gun around and throws it down to the street*

Vincent: o.o;

Vincent: I can kill you

Aeris: with your fists?

Vincent: ..............

Aeris: You're worthless without your guns

Vincent: ................

Reno: hahahahahha! *hic*

Aeris: I can hurt you more than you can hurt me

Vincent: ...........

Rufus: Im finally done counting my pocket money!!

Aeris: *starts to laugh a bit.......turns to rufus*

Yuffie: MONEY

Yuffie: MINEEEEEEEEE

Rufus:NO!!

Yuffie/Aeris: *rush to Rufus and begs*

Terra: heh heh heh

Yuffie: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rufus: no!

Yuffie: GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Vincent: *returns to the apartment*

Aeris: *grabs Vincent by the cape* where are you going?

Vincent:...........

Vincent: Do I have to answer?

Aeris: To people younger than you, yes

Vincent:..............

Vincent: I thought it was that you got to listen to elders

Vincent: which is me

Aeris: Where are you going?

Vincent: In my room!

Aeris: good boy *lets go and sends Vincent on the floor*

Guy: stop Arguing. Agreering accomplishes nothing.

Vincent: ?

Yuffie: ?

Aeris: ?

Seph:?

Terra:oh...its you...


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OK this is part 1 OF The Party .Yhea I know...not the best Ramble but hey its only my first! SO LAY OFF!!!! to go back just click the




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