Why dogs are better than men

• Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

• Dogs miss you when you're gone.

• Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

• Dogs don't criticize your friends.

• Dogs admit when they're jealous.

• Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

• Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch
  (and they don't laugh at how you throw).

• Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

• You can train a dog.

• Dogs are easy to buy for.

• You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

• The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).

• Dogs understand what NO means.

• Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

• Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a
  younger owner.

• Dogs admit it when they're lost.

• Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

• Dogs mean it when they kiss you.