These are .mp3 soundbites from the NBC television show "Friends." I recommend using Winamp to listen to MP3s. (Hint: You can also use Winamp to convert .mp3 back to .wav if necessary.)Latest uploads: January 19, 19102.
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The Contest:
Monica's Pet Peeve
Scares the bejeezus out of Chandler.
Name that grandmother.
Who gets the "TV Guide"
All male burlesque.
The Boys' Lightning Round.
The Girls' Lightning Round.
The Lightning Round.
Chandler
I haven't seen an A.N.U.S. this bad since the '70s.
Oh. My. God.
Bracelet Buddies.
Chandler's take on his new bracelet.
The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler's computer used to be pretty kick-ass.
Crazy-Snake-Man.
I'm going to die alone.
The Ebola Virus
How to escape a stalker.
Monica is freakishly strong.
If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me.
Chandler in Mr. Heckles' Big Book of Grievances.
Someone was never erect.
Hungry or Horny
I snapped.
Joey's tailor took advantage of me.
Somebody kiss me.
The world is my lesbian wedding.
I thought you just really liked your new couch.
I'm looking at the W.E.N.U.S. and I'm not happy.
Too. Many. Jokes. Must. Mock. Joey.
Have Miss Kitty set you up with a nice hooker.
Prom Night Flashbacks.
Sarcastic comment about Ross' tough choice.
Sleep with someone for a great job?
I had sex today.
Speed Racer guy.
Sleep with the casting director?
Chandler calls tech support.
You left the toilet seat up.
W.E.N.U.S.
West of the lingerie.
Woodenboy.
You bitch.
Joey
There's a baby sucking on it.
Butt double.
Ducks have heads.mp3
Ducks have heads.wav
Excellent butt, great rack.
I'm his butt.
In prison!
Joey gives Chandler a subliminal message.
Joey comments on Ross' old hair style.
Joey's new friends.
That's not how you measure pants!
It all seems so futile.
Phoebe's boyfriend is Joey's god.
Joey's porno scene
Joey has two words for Ross.
When you're 90.
You got porn!.mp3
You got porn..mp3
You got porn!.wav
You got porn..wav
Monica
Easy Monica's Bakery
Monica's creepy job interview.
I KNOW!.wav
I can't decide between lamb or duck.
You will always be the guy who peed on me.
Racquetball with Richard.
Monica's prom date saw "Star Wars" 317 times.
Monica makes Tiki Death Punch.
Two nipples, no waiting.
Phoebe
Chandler's Sock
Like a dog in the street.
Eat the placenta.
Phoebe explains that lobsters mate for life.
Phoebe's Love Triangle Song.
"If we were in prison you would be my bitches."
One of those nothing guys.
Nothing guys shorter.
Phoebe gets possessed by an old woman.
Phoebe is ready for her penis.
[sings]You're gonna get pregnant...
Phoebe wants her pizza.
Phoebe is drunk right now.
"I'm so drunk".wav
Tiaras and stuff.
Phoebe wants to picture kids in their underwear.
We bought bras.
Phoebe doesn't want to be a big purple dinosaur.
Woof woof arf arf BANG!
I can't believe you caved.
Rachel
Rachel gets tired after going 0 for 2.
Rachel spills the beans.
How long do cats live?
Rachel gets her first paycheck.
Did you go to Bloomingdales?
Rachel discovers that independence sucks.
Rachel and Ross describe their first kiss.
What a manipulative bitch.
Not having sex is sexy.
Rachel suspects Ross of being a premature ejaculator.
How you doin?
What a load of crap.mp3
What a load of crap.wav
Rachel plays with her and Joshua's drivers' licenses.mp3
Rachel claims to have had a deviated septum.
Monica gets hit by a richocet off Ross.
Rachel's drunk message confessing her love to Ross.
Ross
Cutey McPretty.
Ex-Boyfriend Rights Rule
Let's get a hot plate.
Now there's a hundred of you and I'm the King.
Hungry or Horny?
In prison!
We were on a break!
Wee were oonnn aaa brreeeaaakkk!
I'll prove it like a theorem!
You are pure evil.
Überweiss! It's extra tough.
Ross tells Rachel that she's his lobster.
You're over me? When were you under me?
Other
I haven't seen an A.N.U.S. this bad since the '70s.
Slap my ass and call me Judy.
I could have cats.
Brook Shields' maniacal laugh.
The girls are impressed by George.
The girls speculate on how George is in bed.
Janice's "Oh. My. Gawd."
Mocolate!
Sometimes monkeys die...
Russ: You could not be more wrong.
Racquetball.
Long segment with all the friends - secrets revealed.
Rachel's mom spots Ugly Naked Guy.
Chandler's Anti-Smoking subliminal message.
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