Hi wazup, We're Da Big D, D for my friends, The Keeper for the ones that like to give us a name. We live in this cave here somewhere underneath the Earth's surface... but, we have a computer and an Internet connection. True our computer isn't that advanced and we get our juice from a bunch of rats on crack running on their little treadmill connected to a generator. But, it's all good.
So what could a depraved creature like us, locked up in a wet and smelly grotto, possibly contribute to your experience of surfing the web? We'd be damned if we'd know... (well in fact we ARE already, that's what the D stands for, but that's an entirely different story kiddies.)
We'll make a promise (however you shouldn't trust a damned person on this) and try to write something at least remotely interesting. To begin with we'll put a couple of links here to some sites that we find interesting.

Used to be a friend of us, haven't heard from him in a while, he's a though bastard with a good sense of humor. TheDarkFive is the name. His website got kicked of the web for some reason that we dunno the dark of. We share the same interests... FIVE... the Law of Fives.
Interested? Go to the Principia Discordia and learn all about it.
Other Fun Links:

• The Last Page
  
• The Flat Earth Society
• The Flat-out Truth
  
• What's wrong with this picture? Be sure to turn on your speakers cuz it will give you a hint after about 30 seconds.
• A shameless copy from some cool thingy, it's a so called insanity test.
• A funny rabit that tries to catch your mouse.
• Something funny to brighten your day. Set your speakers to 'blaring' and sing along
• The infamous Nazca lines, go have a look, they're quite interesting.
• Yo yo, check out the (in)famous MC (Stephen) Hawking
• We are not really for all that cheesy stuff, but we particularly like this one. We think the art is kinda cool. We are all into that anime stuff, and somehow this reminded us of some ol' school computer roleplay games.
• This link won't work for all of you, but it's worth checking out.
• We don't know how long this site will remain in existance, worth checking out if you're mentally stable.
• A Lovecraft Xmas: great story
• Don't mess with this penguin.
• This penguin on the other hand will soon become your buddy.

This here is 'Movie Previews' by Pablo Francisco.

Woaw, well kiddies, our pet yeti just dragged in supper, you'll soon read more about us...

The Keeper



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