XA:If you're mentioned by name and called only an "Asshole", consider that a motherfucking compliment. (The use of the word "bitch" is merely a formality). Now, on the other hand, if you know I'm talking about you but I haven't mentioned your name or initials and I refer to you as a "douchebag", YES, that is an insult. However, if I'm not talking about you but you think I am and you think I've called you a douchebag, there's a good chance that you're feeling guilty about something (or not) and (in either case) are probably a douchebag.
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Q:Are you gay?
XA:Do I sound happy and go-lucky? Moron.
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Q:Are you a lesbian?
XA:Yes. So what that means is: I do not like fat (or for that matter, skinny) male gamer/nerds. *Although I do find Rupert Grint in the Harry Potter movie to be lookin' pretty good. Perhaps, it's because he looks like a girl now. I dunno.
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Q:Are you a thesbian?
XA:No. But I do have the misfortune of knowing people who believe they are.
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Q:Do you do graphic design?
XA:That's so fucking obvious I'm not gonna even bother to answer.
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Q:Do you do graphic design for other people?
XA:sagaofbluewing.com
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Q:Are you an asshole?
XA:No. I'm a mean spirited individual. This means I do mean things mostly for no particular fucking reason like; kicking some kid's tricycle out of the way because they left it right in the middle of the fucking sidewalk, beating the shit out of someone without provacation.
An asshole is someone who does things like cut you off when you're driving down the road, doesn't tip, hacks into websites, calls YOU a "jerk", etc.
A douchebag is someone who does things like; downloading movies for free off the internent and/or complaining about every movie they watch, has the audacity to call you a "hypocrite" when they are in fact the actual hypocrite, run fan sites etc.
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Q:How can I (meaning you, the person reading this) help?
XA:You can start by stop frequenting the internet as much and staying as far away as possible from message or "chat" boards. Go play out in the street. It's fun!!