Once upon a time in a kingdom not so very far away, a bunch of wannabe-noble young punks, bored with the tedium of constant jousting tournaments, banqueting and various other forms of debauchery, decided to form themselves into a troup of wandering troubadours. A few tankards of ale will procure a set of highly unpalatable melodies from this valiant group of vociferous, unshackled villeins.

Their particular vein of snotty rhythm'n'punk has verily resounded throughout the halls of a number of prestigious Londinium venues from the Dublin Castle, passing by the Monarch, and on to the Garage, to name but a few. But our fierce Sires shall not be confined to the City remparts. They had already undertaken the conquest of distant Kingdoms from the Channel Islands to Scotland with fair success, and have now annexed France, Germany, Austria and Belgium.

One can listen to their boisterous refrains on their debut long player 'Rulers of Your Heart', or witness a live performance on the silver screen in Dave Stewart's film 'Honest'.

Name	Domi di Malacarne	Andy Sire	Brother Wayne	Richard The Learned One
Plays	Choral duties and harp	Lute and Voce	Lyra de Basso	Tambours and Cimballi
Hair	Red	Fair	Brown	Brown
Eyes	Hazelnut	Golden brown	Piercing brown	Dark snakey-brown
Fave food	Seafood	Italian/Indian/ Chinese/Japanese	Loads of it	Fish fingers
Fave drink	Stout/bitter/ porter/mild	A pint of bitter in a mug	Tannen-Zapfler. Scotch & coke	Guinness
Likes	Sitting in a pub. Mullets	Not applicable	Vinyl...and records too	Going to the toilet
Dislikes	Sitting on a chair from which a fat person just got up	Everything	Feeling hungry. Narrow-minded people	People. Waking-up
Fave phrase	La biere c'est magique!	It started off great...	Excellent!	Story of my life...

Thanks be to Laura Casella for the drawings and all...
Cheers Laura!