It's easy!
You know you are a Great Dane owner when...
~ you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair
~ It takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at
the vets
~ you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name,
yet you have no idea who these people are
~ you have to move over when you brush your teeth,
because your dog wants a drink
~ you show a picture of of your dog and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog
~ you have bruises on your thighs from being whipped by a happy tail
~ you've learned to force a smile when asked,
"Do you have a saddle for that thing?"
~ the monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment
~ every knick-knack in the house resides above the
5 foot mark
~ you purchased an extra sofa for the dog
~ you carry a tape measure when shopping shopping for a new vehicle
~ you toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on the top of the doorway
~ the donuts that you put on top of the refrigerator
are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered
sugar on his nose
~ you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns
~ the pizza delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the sidewalk
~ your friends refer to your dog as the "Great Pain"
