Ten Pints of
Guiness
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his
voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you
Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500
American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10
pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and
no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same
gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on
the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the
Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10
pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into
all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-
back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in
amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya
don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30
minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down
the street to see if I could do it first".
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A mechanic was
removing the cylinder heads from the
motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was
standing off to the side,waiting for the service manager to come take
a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor! Please come over here
for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to
the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a
rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at
this.
I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em,
put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a newone. So how come you
get the big money. when you
and me is doing basically the same work?"
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic "Try to do it when the engine is running."
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