Another duck joke
A Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any
Bread"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No.
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread,
ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating
bast**d bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?