THE RULES
1. The female always makes the Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any without prior notification.
3. NO male can possibly know all the Rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules she must immediately change one or all of them.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrongs, it is due to a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the male did or said.
7. If Rule 6 applies the male must apologies immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The male is expected to be a mind reader at all times.
14. The male who doesn't abide by the Rules, can't take the heat, "lacks back bone and is a wimp".
15. Any attempt to document the RULES could result in bodily harm.
16. If the female has PMT, all the Rules are null and void.
17. The female is ready when she is ready.
18. The male must be ready at all times.