They don't tell you you have bad breath.
They never borrow money.
They never beat you at checkers.
They don't complain when you eat potato chips in bed.
They don't laugh at your clothes.
They never borrow your favorite sweater.
They don't outgrow you intellectually.
They don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies.
They are never disloyal, critical or ungrateful.
They don't interupt when you are talking.
They never tell you that you are too fat.
They don't eat all the popcorn at the movies.
They don't get jealous of your other friends.
They don't tell you how to drive.
They don't hog the bathroom.
Thy don't embarrass you at parties.
They never leave dirty socks on the floor.
They don't get sick.
They never say "I told you so."
They are not noisy and they don't have fleas.
They are always ready to give you a hug.
Phi Bears always love you just the way you are.
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