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Two Amish ladies were digging potatoes in the field. One
lady digs up two large potatoes bigger than her fist.
She says, "Oh my! These remind me of my husband Jebadiah's
balls."
The other woman gazed in wonder and said, "You mean his
balls are that BIG!"
"No!" the woman replied. "There're that dirty!"
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A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie
popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."
The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer "I want to
be hard all the time and get all the ass I want."
"As you wish " the genie replied. POOF! He turned into a toilet seat.
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