Subject: Fwd: Alabama birth control
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> << > REDNECK BIRTH CONTROL
> >> >>
> >> >> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
> >>enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide). So, the husband
> >went
> >>to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his
> >>wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
> >>that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
> >problem.
> >> >>
> >> >> The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
> >are
> >>legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
> >
> >>to his ear and count to 10.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man,
> >but I
> >>don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
> >going
> >>to help me.
> >> >>
> >> >> So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The
> >Georgia
> >>physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
> >vasectomy
> >>when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told
> >the
> >>man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can,
> >
> >>hold it to his ear and count to 10.
> >> >>
> >> >> Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
> >went
> >>home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
> >
> >>his ear and began to count.
> >> >> "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer
> >
> >>can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
> >
> > >>
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