>
  >       _
  >      ( \
  >       \ \                           You know that you've
  >       / /                 /\        reached "Middle Age"
  >      / /     .-`````-.   / ^`-.     when you are warned
  >      \ \    /         \_/  {|} `o   to SLOW DOWN by your
  >       \ \  /   .---.   \\ _  ,--'   doctor instead of by
  >        \ \/   /     \,  \( `^^^     the police!
  >         \   \/\      (\  )
  >          \   ) \     ) \ \
  >           ) /__ \__  ) (\ \___
  >          (___)))__))(__))(__)))
  >
  > The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.
  > "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
  >
  > "Listen!  I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.
  >
  > "Okay.  Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked
  > meal?" she asks nicely.
  >
  > "Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry!  I don't wanna
  > eat!  All right!  Is that all right with you?  Can I come home
  > from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food
  > down my throat? huh?"
  >
  > At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing
  > things around the apartment in a mad rage.
  >
  > Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to
  > herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
  > 

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