Room 21's Collection
of Jokes
Room 21 likes to share jokes
while they eat lunch. Here a few of our favourites:
- What does a T-Rex call a
3-legged stagosaurus? (Lunch)
- What gets wetter and
wetter as it dries? (A towel)
- What kind of bagel
attacks people? (Assault bagel (a salt bagel)
)
- What does a cat put on to
prepare herself for a party? (Purr-fume )
- Name 6 things smaller
than an ant (Six of
its teeth )
- What must you know before
you can teach a dog tricks? (More than the dog )
- What part
of a fish weighs the most? (The scales)
- Why
wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance? (Because it was a
moth ball)
- What do
cats eat? (Mice bubbles)
- Why did
the crab get arrested? (Because he was always
pinching things)
- What do
whales eat? (Fish and ships)
- Nicole:
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn't do
- Amelia:
What was that Nicole: My homework!
- Why did
the man drag a cabbage on a lead? (He thought it was a
collie)
- Why did
the tap dancer retire? (He kept falling in the
sink)
- Why did
the boy wear a belt on his teeth? (He couldn't find his
braces)
- What did
the banana do when the monkey chased it? (The banana
split)
- How do
you stop a snake from striking? (Pay it decent
wages)
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