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Axaxaxas mlo. Imagine, if you will, Sun City Girls beating Zorn to death with electric cello, duck whistles, and Aylers paper mache legs and sax/syringe.
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Barney. With the old Throbbing Gristle effects layouts and 100+ redesigns, improvements and inventions. He's built a glowing, screaming 3-theremined tractor with a 25-tube amp.
Bashed Little Monkey. These guys used to be in the band Towel. Capable of sound but now defunct.
(ie: electronic Melvins) but are giving away song structure for this show.
The Glass Hand's
John Bischoff . His CD reflects complete control of any sound he can lay his hands on.
Box Slash and the Bear Pump Swami. Mega talent Rakesh K. can play
anything including an ironing board or a fish tank. Moved to India.
The Bran(Another Plight of Medic's...)Pos .
Knee, and possibly back problems are a proven catalyst for the generation of terrible sounds.
C
Caroliner xxxxx . You fill in the rest. Cover band of singing bull of the 1800's as shown under ergot visuals.
Citizen Band. Sound engineers and computer nuts from the guts of a
serge synth.
C. I. Clud Sluds. Retooler of guitar and heavy noisemaker Clud Studs has created world wars with his "no hurt" helmet.
Cokra. Super glam disco band with all pose and no songs traumatized over the top. Navigation supplied by bass /2 keyboards /white noise/ notalent and steady beat with sunglasses and duct tape. Dance, ya jerks, to the unglued nothing.
Commode Minstrels in Bullface . Ensemble of costumed nostalgia nuts play music like "Bells of St. Mary's" and "Car Starting".
Compomicro Dexall . Miscommunication, misunderstanding, and poor posture.
Crystal Palace. Organist with punk roots. Viva Las Vegas, Temptation, and many more. Go to jail!!
D
DebFoxHamHocks. Super musician refused the Wurlitzer organ because of its lack of keys, brave woman.
E
Ear Wicker: 2 piece ear slicing bad medicine taste and sound. The tiny instruments are not exactly meant for music, and certainly do not impersonate music either.
G
Gustavo. Nutcake from Big City Orchestra whose talent alone could entertain the world if you like completely ruined garbage mechanically chewing itself.
Gustavo and his Metagraph. (Bonus description) Eight cartridge turntable makes apocalyptic luau music. "I gotta crap" facial expressions will make you crap.
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Thomas DiMuzio's Ha-Ha Hydra. Blindly you've read about "Geekdan" as featured in the Weakly. Rabid mop in an army jacket. See for yourself tough guy.
CHip P Hater & Mascot Machinery. AKA Noise Unit One. Musical side of machine/destruction ensemble People Hater.
Headless. Dance, pulsey, electronic, tribal, etc. You get the idea...
K
The Krob. The phantom of the opera spooks out with green onions and monsters from Ipenema.
L
Lady Embalmers of Whispering Glen. Singing saw and wierd ideas with 1/2 baked jack pots. Sure fire entertainment.
Larnie Fox : Unornorthodox. Machinist turned performer utilizing suped up garbage and screaming, beeping, twitching electric rattlesnakes.
Lowdowns. The-The awkwalk of DNA and the double guitarded battle make out on the saxplaying drummer. This is a smooth suave shot in the navel with sythopop shoved up the rock butt.
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