- Highway Patrol Etiquette -
Here's a joke sent to me by my friend Bryon.
A couple is driving down the highway when a cop pulls them over.
The cop walks up and says, "You were doing eighty-five in a fifty-five."
The guy says, "You know, officer, I was doing sixty the whole time, and then
the last few minutes, I guess I was just keeping up with traffic and I wasn't
watching."
His wife says, "That's not true. You were doing eighty-five or
ninety the whole time."
He turns to her and says, "Will you shut up?"
The cop says, "And I notice you don't have your seat belt buckled."
He says, "Well, officer, I did have it buckled, but then I had to undo
it to get my wallet out to show you my license."
His wife says, "That's not true. You haven't had it on the whole time."
He turns to her and says, "What in the world is wrong with you, woman? Shut your trap!"
The cop walks around to the wife's side and motions for her to roll
down the window. He says, "Does he always talk to you like that?"
She says,"Only when he's drunk."
