Interview with 'Huge Pit Rider' Magazine:
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HPR: Fred, you are obviously the best tuberider in the world. What's your secret?
Fred: It's a secret, stupid!
HPR: I deserved that. What does it take to ride huge tubes as well as you?
Fred: My secret. Which I'll sell to anyone for $19.95.
HPR: Here's a twenty, keep the change. Now tell me...
Fred: I tell people I'm Mike Stewart. Pretty smart, huh?
HPR: Can I have my twenty dollars back?
Fred: No.
HPR: Bye.
Fred: Hey! Don't you want to hear my secret for ARS's? Hey! Come back here buttmunch!
END OF INTERVIEW
Autographed copies of this interview are available for $19.95. This interview is also under consideration
as a script for "Beavis & Butt-Head".
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